Ralph wanted a typical day at the Best By Bakery. He told no one that the bakery was closing down forever today, after 26 years. Ralph was moving to Ohio and wouldn't talk to these people again....
It’s one of those fuming flamingo stories
Bubblegum touched down at the Midtown Zoo to the shock of the flock but the disdain of Rusty....
It’s one of those city flamingos stories
When Bubblegum the flamingo, a week after she escaped from the zoo, heard the sound of fellow flamingoes, she immediately changed course. Weary, she found herself...
It’s one of those flying flamingo stories
Bubblegum, in particular, had so many questions about the new flamingo. Bubblegum wasn't like the other flamingos. While her friends ate shrimp all day......
It’s one of those car accident stories
While most car accidents are fast, now and then, the car accident is so slow it takes bankruptcy court to materialize fully. The car wasn't a Kia Sorento...
It’s One Of Those Dog Ate My Homework Stories
An assistant principal interrogates a student whose dog ate his homework. He didn't put peanut butter on the homework, if that's what you were thinking....
An Epic Journey Ends in Defeat for Once
The ending is disappointing, so the rest of the story doesn't really matter. I'll set it up fast. Then we can get to the disappointing ending, and all get on ...
The Wright Brothers Wrong Newsletter
At the time of Wilbur and Orville Wright's first flight, there was an illustrious newsletter known as Fly the Wright Way. It was rumored to have some famous ...
A Market of Sticker Shock Tactics
The ambitious marketing team designed wonderful stickers and then made a goal. Give away as many stickers as possible....
The Worst Parking Lot Apology
“You just have to apologize,” I said to Wally as we walked out of Target and headed for the parking lot. “I’ve never been great at apologies,” Wally said. “Can I just send chocolate or wine or something?” “After the story you told me, you cannot just send wine,” I said. Wally’s crime was...