Kyle’s yacht washed up in Australia. A flat earth conspiracy theorist, Kyle claimed to have fallen over the side of the planet and ended up in the land down under.
Kyle was both jubilant about the success and a little disappointed that he couldn’t tell his friends back on the disc that he was correct and the Earth was flat.
“You can use my cell phone,” the man at the dock told him, but Kyle refused.
“I don’t think you can call from heaven to the main disc,” Kyle said. “That is one of the flaws in this plan.”
Kyle felt surprised to find that heaven, as he described the place on the other side of the disc world, was a lot like home.
“The accents are strange, but that’s the main difference from home,” Kyle told a curious crowd who gathered and filmed him.
Kyle went to a hotel after discovering he would not receive a free house and no one knew where to reach the eternal king. He checked in and went to his room to get some sleep.
The bellman stopped him when he came back to the lobby. “Your girlfriend Trixy keeps calling. Should we put her through to your room?”
“How did she find me here? The real reason I fell off the Earth was to get away from her!”