Welcome to Fourth of July week! It’s time to celebrate America’s birthday. But first, a word from our country’s sponsors:
In a bad relationship? Declare your Independence like the Founding Fathers. We’ll help you write the perfect message, just like Thomas Jefferson did. Then on July Fourth, we’ll ship it across the ocean, like the Continental Congress, to give you time to hide. We’ll ensure it arrives sometime in early August, which is the same length of time it took King George III to receive the news. You can endure the relationship this summer, knowing it will soon come to an end. Take time to strategize for your upcoming breakup. Send Independence Day Letters today!