One day, an online conspiracy theorist known as Frog Captain was typing away at his laptop when a ghost leaped out of his screen.
“Ah, you startled me,” Frog Captain yelled.
“Good, now I’m going to haunt you,” the ghost said, “Unless you start including ghosts in your conspiracy theories.”
“They’re not just theories,” Frog Captain laughed. “And you’re not believable enough.”
“But I just frightened you!”
“Listen, with the shadow organizations controlling our every move and implanting false memories into the brains of millions of people. Ghosts don’t capture the imagination.”
“You believe that the President is a hologram,” the ghost replied.
“What’s your point?” The Frog Captain asked.
“The President being a ghost is more believable than that.”
“You’re one of them, aren’t you!” The Frog Captain started ranting about the Illuminati and other such nonsense. The ghost sighed and dissipated out of the room. All the ghost wanted was for people to start chasing him again.