Jungle News Reporter Whit Jenkins was the first on the scene to interview the man who lived in a cloud for a year, just a couple of hundred feet from where the man fell out of the sky.
The camera showed a man dripping wet in a yellow raincoat standing next to reporter Whit Jenkins. “What’s your name, sir?”
“Posey.”
“Posey, do you want to guess what the March Hare Files are? I know you missed it,” Whit Jenkins asked.
“That’s the first question you want to ask me?” Posey said in slight shock.
“I think people at home will find it hilarious to think that you missed the news for an entire year. Sure, you might think they want to know what’s in the cloud? Or how you got up there? However, they really just want to laugh when you don’t know what happened down here.”
“I actually made a profound discovery up there,” Posey said.
“Speaking of discoveries, I hope you discovered the names of the people who stopped their cars to help you get up after you fell out of the sky.”
“Well, it was quite a shock,” Posey began.
“So you lived in a cloud, but you didn’t have any manners?” Whit asked. “Typical cloud people.”
“Do you know other people who have lived in a cloud?” Posey asked.
“Just my cousin Julie, but she really just has her head in the clouds,” Whit said. “She’s just a daydreamer.”
“Let me tell you about the discovery I made,” Posey said, trying to wrestle back control of the interview. “There was someone (or something) else up there with me.”
“Wait, let me go first,” Whit said. “I’ll explain the March Hare files to you.”