Two-star review

An excerpt from a podcast:

We invite you to give us a two-star review. Why two stars? Listen, we’re not the Serial podcast. We’ll never have Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson or Taylor Swift’s touring manager on the show. We know our lane and think it’s a solid two-stars.

People need to flex their two-star muscles.

Zero-star or one-star reviews mean you hated something.

Three-star reviews are the golf clap of reviews. It met your expectations.

Four-star reviews show that you liked it, but it had a flaw.

Five-star reviews, how much did they pay you?

Where do two-star reviews fit? We’re not really sure.

So join us in the two-star revolution. It’s what we deserve.