Nigel’s Perfect Summer’s Day

Nigel wanted the perfect summer’s day, but he did not invite his friend Colin. Colin might have opinions about what they should do, and that could ruin a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted to have a perfect summer’s day, but he did not want to be bored. Lying in a hammock for a couple of hours with a lemonade would not lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted to barbecue, but he did not want to inhale the smoke from the grill. A coughing fit would not lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted to be on the water, but he did not have access to a boat. Drowning in the middle of a lake would not lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted an ice cream cone, but he was afraid it would melt. A melted ice cream cone would not lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted to go to the beach, but he did not want to get sand everywhere. Finding sand in his shoes weeks later would not lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted to listen to the perfect summer playlist, but he did not bring headphones. Someone yelling at him to turn down the music would not lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted to go to the pool, but he could not find a good pool. All of the outdoor pools were full. The indoor pools did not feel like they would lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel wanted to go hang out in a park, but he was worried about the UV index. Getting a sunburn would not lead to a perfect summer’s day.

Nigel was tired of having a rotten summer’s day, so he called his friend Colin. Perfect.