I Won’t Leave You Alone

I don’t get DM’s.

I’ll leave comments.

I deleted my account.

I’ll text you.

I can’t get texts.

I’ll call you.

I don’t have a phone.

I’ll email you.

I lost my password.

I’ll snail mail you.

I’m off the grid.

I’ll come to visit.

I’m homeless.

I’ll drive around looking for you.

I died.

I’ll visit your grave.

My ashes were scattered.

I’ll see you in Heaven.

Actually…

I’ll pack shorts.