I don’t get DM’s.
I’ll leave comments.
I deleted my account.
I’ll text you.
I can’t get texts.
I’ll call you.
I don’t have a phone.
I’ll email you.
I lost my password.
I’ll snail mail you.
I’m off the grid.
I’ll come to visit.
I’m homeless.
I’ll drive around looking for you.
I died.
I’ll visit your grave.
My ashes were scattered.
I’ll see you in Heaven.
Actually…
I’ll pack shorts.