“9-1-1, what’s your emergency?”
“Yes, I work for a large firm downtown, the Bernstein firm.”
“Yes, is something on fire?”
“Well, no. I found out that some of our client work is messed up.”
“Theft? sabotage?”
“No, font style. The font needs to be corrected on a couple of our presentations. So I called my employee Mike and told him it was an emergency. Mike listened to the problem and concluded that I should ‘hang up and call 9-1-1.’ So that’s when I called you…”